Traffic-cone energy, fully intentional.
The cone mascot is part menace, part cartoon, and exactly the right level of unserious for a beer league hockey team that still wants its gear to look sharp.
About the team
The Pylons are a beer league hockey team, not a brand consultancy accident.
This site exists because the logo deserves better than a random shared drive folder and a bunch of "somebody should make shirts" messages that never go anywhere.
Team lore
Three things worth knowing
Make the easy stuff easy.
Phase one is not about building a giant ecommerce machine. It is about getting a clean site live, launching a first merch drop, and giving people a legit way to order it.
Fun, scrappy, and actually wearable.
No fake toughness. No overworked copy. Just a little rink grime, solid colors, and a team identity that holds up on a hoodie.
Why this setup
Cheap to run. Fast to launch. Good enough to matter.
Cloudflare Pages gives the team a clean public site without monthly storefront overhead. The official shop handles the checkout machinery in the background while keeping the buying flow on-brand.
That means the Pylons get a proper web presence now, and can worry about deeper store integration later if the merch actually moves.
Next shift
If the logo already sold you, the merch page is where to go next.
The first drop is intentionally tight so the launch stays clean and the quality stays predictable.